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livsridderen:

the best line in homestuck
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like-lucy-in-the-sky:

my favorite thing tho is when john’s dad comes home and its just like

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what the hell happened to my house

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addingsombrero:

eridannyarnpora:

So I’m pretty sure everyone by now has noticed this:

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The contradictions in there are obvious, how could Dave know if neither of them told him.

Also

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No one told Dave that John was missing, he didn’t ask anyone if John was missing, he just asks if they knew what happened to him. How did he know John was missing if no one told him.

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is this really dave

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aminoasinine:

You find an urgent note ironically taped to your dash
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jovialwizard:

okay, i’m gonna try my hand at a small theory here. remember these rings? the ring of void and the ring of life? well we both know the ring of void is god knows where, but who was the last owner of the ring of life?


john.
now, remember what meenah was worried about?

she knew she’d steal the ring one day, but, her post-scratch self might want to steal it as well.

and with jade and jane working as her little puppets, she could easily do that. jade knows that john has the ring because she must have seen john with it several times, but, she might not know that its still back on the ship. she could easily think that john has it on his person right now. 

which could easily explain why she took john and sent everyone else to different planets. she’s trying to get the ring, but, john manages to get away.

as Rose has stated.
Now, addressing a theory I’ve seen on my dash several times now that regards back to when Doc Scratch said that John will die, and how people think John will die saving someone; I do think this is true (sadly), but remember the ring of life!! I’m sure that Jade will catch on that John might not have the ring, in which she’ll realize that it’s back at the ship, which makes it easy for her to steal. However, since John has escaped, he could easily warn the others, meaning they’d have to find a way to get the ring back which means, they’d have to fight for it.
john could easily die saving someone in the next few updates (my guess is dave, since as a time player, he could pose the biggest threat to jade which means that the condesce would want him dead). if, however, john does warn the others and tells them about the ring, then if john did die, if they managed to get the ring back, then they could use it on john.
so to sum it up:
-jade is after john for the ring
-john has managed to get away
-the ring is highly vulnerable
-dave might be the one john saves
-there will be a fight for the ring, which could be john’s only chance if he dies 
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incestuouslymasturbator:

Wait a second

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Is that 

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oh my fucking god

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you have got to be fucking kidding me

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ipoog:

tumblhurr:

i found dave’s bike
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itsclassybronotclassic:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 
It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.
The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.
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hannarorz:


The lawnrings are empty. Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon. A sour note is produced. It’s the one Agitation plays to make its audience squirm. It is your sixth wriggling day, and as with all five preceding it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 

 happy wriggling day you poor kid
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cronusamporas:

homestuck in 2009 image

homestuck in 2013image HOW FAR WE’VE COME :’)

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